1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Preuzeto sa YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Službeno YIFY filmsko mjesto: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:48,883 Upozorenje na sve scene izradili su profesionalci. 4 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,719 Za vašu sigurnost i zaštitu svih, 5 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:55,055 Ne pokušavajte ništa vidjet ćete. 6 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,520 Je li tako dobro? 7 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,813 Okrenite se ovdje. 8 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,064 Vidio je? Snima se. 9 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,191 SIJEČANJ 1998 10 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,108 Ljepota. 11 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:07,026 A onda... 12 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,110 JACKASS ROĐEN 13 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,571 Stavim li naočale? 14 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:11,947 MTV GA NIJE PUSTIO U ETER 15 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:12,990 Sredit će se. 16 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,200 Idi tamo. 17 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:17,077 Ja sam Johnny Knoxville, SAD. 18 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:19,914 pokazat ću ti nešto na obrambenoj opremi. 19 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,458 Idemo u pustinju i... 20 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,836 Imam .38 ovdje bez kundaka, 21 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,464 vrlo lagan Smith and Wesson, 22 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:31,050 s istom moći zaustavljanja kao 9 mm. 23 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,718 Dobit ću metak u prsa... 24 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,138 nosi ovaj prsluk 911... 25 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,975 s kevlarom razine IIA. 26 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:44,230 I, da apsorbira dio udarca metka, 27 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:45,981 Stavit ću ove časopise, 28 00:01:46,065 --> 00:01:49,401 neki Hustler i neki Leg Worlds, ispod prsluka 29 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,779 kako bi se izbjegle bilo kakve traume. 30 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:53,531 To je to. 31 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,492 Zato neću pucati. 32 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,118 - Ne znam, čovječe. -Čekati. 33 00:01:58,202 --> 00:01:59,578 Dakle, Jasone? 34 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:02,206 Super izgleda. 35 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:08,212 UPOZORENJE: NEMOJTE OVO POKUŠAVATI. PREGLUPO JE I MOGLO BI VAS UBITI. 36 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,755 Ne mogu to učiniti, čovječe. 37 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,757 Čovječe, ne znam. 38 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,176 Nemoj zabrljati, čovječe. 39 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,680 Moli se tamo, brate. 40 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,557 Ovo je više nego idiotski. 41 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,309 Učinimo to. 42 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,353 Sada za drugu stranu. 43 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,480 -I? -Ne mogu. 44 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,065 Učinimo to, PJ. 45 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,567 Pogledaj gdje je metak. 46 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,651 P.J. 47 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:32,945 Požuri, čovječe! 48 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:37,491 Hajde, PJ. 49 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,161 bacit ću kamen na tebe. hajde 50 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,044 Sljedeće je. 51 00:02:49,128 --> 00:02:50,296 Požuri, PJ! 52 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,298 -Ne daje. - Vidi ako... 53 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:54,758 P.J. 54 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:59,346 Ovo je tako jadno da ne mogu ni izgovoriti. 55 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,183 On zaboravlja. 56 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,187 Idemo. 57 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:15,446 Idi, čovječe. Stavi tu stvar i idemo. 58 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,697 Nije li boljelo? 59 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,240 Ne, ali bilo me strah. 60 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,957 Vidio je? Čak mi nije dopustio... Rekao sam ti. 61 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,876 Pogledajte barut. 62 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,169 ja znam 63 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,629 Da, bilo je malo zastrašujuće. 64 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,006 Želiš li ići gledati na TV? 65 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,299 Sigurnost. 66 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,975 Vau, bit će nevjerojatno. 67 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,603 Idi, nazad, nazad 68 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,188 Odstupi, odstupi 69 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,567 Oh, sranje! 70 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,860 Prokletstvo! 71 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,069 Droga! 72 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,572 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville. Dobrodošli u Jackass. 73 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,839 Hej, ljepotice, ljepotice! 74 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:27,137 MAGARAC: ZADNJE JE NAJBOLJE 75 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,004 Prokletstvo! 76 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:02,840 Sramota! 77 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:08,679 Dobrodošli u prvi dan iz našeg zadnjeg filma. 78 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,348 Kako se osjećate? 79 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,601 tužna sam. 80 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,312 Ovako? 81 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:24,903 Mislim da je važan dio mog života... 82 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,864 Skoro je gotovo. 83 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,116 Jesi li tužan, Chris? 84 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,160 Ne, ne povezujem se s emocijama. 85 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,374 Imamo novog člana u Jackassu. 86 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,792 Njegovo ime je 1W-Larry. 87 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,752 To je humanoidni robot. 88 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,046 A tko će dati glas ovom robotu? 89 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,257 To je gospodin Adam Ray. 90 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,468 Danas ćete ispisati povijest 91 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:51,763 s prvim pregledom prostate robota u čovjeka. 92 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:54,349 Mislim da je ovo magarac u pedesetima. 93 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,269 Mi smo u ovoj fazi. 94 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,979 -Dobro je. - Morate provjeriti prostatu. 95 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,273 -Podići svijest. -A mi zapošljavamo najbolje. 96 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,275 Jeste li mu vidjeli prst? 97 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,234 Već. 98 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,320 Da, i to zapravo nije prst. 99 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,779 To je pandža. 100 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,992 Imat ćeš problema ovim srednjim prstom. 101 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,995 Nije tamo. Oštra strana je ova druga. 102 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,705 Koliko si puta to učinio, Larry? 103 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,165 Jedan. 104 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,833 U sebi. 105 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,378 U autu, dolazi ovamo. 106 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,131 Potrgajmo to, dušo. 107 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:30,385 "Cizenje" možda i nije najbolja riječ, Larry. 108 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:34,598 Ja sam Steve-O i pregledavam prostatu Super je važno. 109 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,060 Idemo u "Robotic DRE." 110 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,687 Bla, bla, bla. Skini hlače. 111 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,106 - Već sam ga skinula. -Sigurnost. 112 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,692 Kondom bez lubrikanta. 113 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:46,860 Ima lubrikant. 114 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,154 Wow, preoštar je. 115 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,657 Sada dodajmo malo lubrikanta. 116 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:52,991 Maslac od kikirikija. 117 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,993 -O, ne! -Je li hrskavo? 118 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,620 Spušta se. 119 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,537 Bože moj. 120 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,376 Kako odvratno! 121 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,503 Prije nego počnem... 122 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:06,505 Uspori, Larry. 123 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,299 Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj. 124 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:10,926 Čekati. 125 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,303 Kad govorim. 126 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,681 Idemo! 127 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,688 Otvori, Steve-O! Otvori ga širom! 128 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,024 Otvori više ovaj odjeljak! Pomoć ovdje. 129 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,651 Ne diraj mi ruku. 130 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:29,486 Odmah. 131 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,445 Steve! 132 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:35,325 To je tvoja čokolada u njegovom kikirikiju ili njegov kikiriki u tvojoj čokoladi? 133 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,953 - Još kikirikija, molim. -Trebaš više. 134 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,789 Više kikirikija. Nemoj proći moj kaput. 135 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,457 -Naše! -To je to! 136 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,042 Jedan... 137 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,210 Dva... 138 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,295 Tri. 139 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,546 Još malo pa smo stigli. 140 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,090 To je to. 141 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:55,595 Disati! Idi, Larry! 142 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,472 Sići! 143 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,267 Osjećaš li to? Osjećaš li to? 144 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,937 dobro jaši! 145 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,526 Hoćeš li da nazovem tvog oca? 146 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,444 Bože moj! 147 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,196 Hej, Larry, neka ti Lance pomiriše prst. 148 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,449 S najvećim zadovoljstvom. 149 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,533 Hajde, Lance. 150 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,534 Miris. 151 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:19,828 Miris. 152 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,038 Nije tako loše. 153 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,374 Ovo, ovo. 154 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,208 Uhvatio sam ga. 155 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,962 Samo ne na kameri! 156 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,341 Još jednu stvar moram učiniti. 157 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,385 Uzmite ga s druge strane. 158 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:37,929 ja ti pomažem. 159 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,264 -Idemo. - Dobio sam. 160 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,223 Dogodit će se. 161 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,976 Ti to možeš. Timski rad je sve. 162 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,978 Ovdje sam s tobom. 163 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,647 Jesam li spomenuo da sam pio? 164 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,275 Idemo. 165 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:55,739 Ne mrdaj. 166 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,160 -Spreman. -Dobro, sad pusti, Larry. 167 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,788 -Ne miči se. - Pusti, Larry! 168 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,332 Zgrabio je svoju puricu! Bože moj! 169 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,710 Bože moj! Prokletstvo! 170 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,171 Vau, čovječe. 171 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,007 Možda nije dobro vrijeme, 172 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,885 ali moja je dozvola istekla prošli tjedan. 173 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,181 Hvala. 174 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,099 Dobro, Steve-O. 175 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,016 Hvala, ljudi. 176 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,184 svaka čast 177 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,271 - Mogu li postaviti pitanje? -Da. 178 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,315 Zašto je zadnji film? 179 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,736 Pa, ne mogu se više suočiti s tim rakete i bikovi, 180 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,114 Stoga mislim da je vrijeme da prestanem. 181 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,366 Da, ne suočavam se s tim raketama. 182 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,283 Kao ni bikovi. 183 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,369 Razgovarali smo. 184 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,414 Imamo mnogo snimaka koje nikada nisu viđene. 185 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,500 Možemo odabrati svoje favorite svih vremena 186 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,794 i nabavite nove snimke. 187 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,505 Onda ću opet vidjeti kurac. 188 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:58,051 Ako scena zahtijeva mogu li se uhvatiti za svoje golo tijelo, 189 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,263 Odgovor bi mogao biti da. 190 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,977 Ovo je "Zračna sirena na golf terenu." 191 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:07,894 TRAVANJ 2002 192 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:11,106 Kad se ljudi spremaju pucati, 193 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,066 Pogledajmo ove rogove. 194 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,460 Eno je. 195 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,627 Ne, je li u pitanju nešto drugo? 196 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,964 Ipak, dobro je prošlo. 197 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,827 Što sam rekao? Što sam rekao? 198 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,497 -To je batina, upozorio sam te. - Izgubio si palicu. 199 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,916 Nisam li rekao da dolazim ovamo? 200 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,627 Što? Žao mi je, imam bursitis. 201 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,170 - Imate li bursitis? -I. 202 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,713 Dakle, koristite li taj rog? 203 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,672 Ona pomaže. 204 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,508 Dat ću ti nešto o čemu ćeš sam sebi trubiti. 205 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,009 Oprosti, neću više trubiti. 206 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,269 Ne, neće... 207 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,772 Skinuo je rukavicu. 208 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,828 o ne 209 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,539 Sada je ovdje gotovo. Sići! 210 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,706 Droga! 211 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,048 - Natrag, siđi dolje! - Pogledaj ovo, čekaj. 212 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,675 -Sići! -Čekati. 213 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,933 Prokletstvo! 214 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,104 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville. 215 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,898 Ovo je Tory Belleci, međunarodni znanstvenik, 216 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,609 a ovo je "Follow the Boss". 217 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:23,697 Bit će sljedeće: Knoxville će pomaknuti ruku 218 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,533 i poslat će električni signal za računalo, 219 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,827 koji će moći kontrolirati vaše ruke. 220 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:29,744 Što? 221 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,163 Sve što trebate učiniti je razgibati mišiće. 222 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:33,623 Nema problema. 223 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,791 Dobro. 224 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,213 To je to. 225 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,090 -Bože moj! -Prokletstvo! 226 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,675 - Što je bilo? -Lice! 227 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,344 Ovako? Ima jebene "elektrode"! 228 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,057 Nemate kavu za Poopies? 229 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,767 Je li jako vruće? 230 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,019 Vrlo. 231 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,438 Popij kavu, Poopies. znam da ćeš... 232 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,361 Netko se mora obrijati. 233 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,238 - Evo... -Dobro je brijanje. 234 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,906 ...rabljeni aparat za brijanje. 235 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,742 Staro je samo nekoliko tjedana. To je struganje. 236 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,745 -Moraš... -Samo... To je to, dobro. 237 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,829 Tamo je nedostajalo. 238 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,585 Lance, zašto si... 239 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,588 Lance ima zatvorene oči. 240 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,256 Hej, Poopies, nedostaje ovdje. 241 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,675 Znam što želiš da učinim. 242 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,053 I ja ću to učiniti. 243 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,351 To ide dobro. 244 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,186 Bože moj! 245 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,647 U sredini, u sredini. 246 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,360 On je kul. 247 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,408 Bilo je vrlo blizu. 248 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,328 Zach još nema moju tetovažu. 249 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,039 U redu, idemo tetovirati Zacha. 250 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,123 I što će biti? 251 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,627 Malo ću se nasmiješiti Zachovoj bradavici. 252 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,045 Ona je dama s ekrana. 253 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,840 Ako želiš da ovdje radim svoju umjetnost... 254 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,550 Zašto vrištiš? 255 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,636 Želim da izgleda lijepo. 256 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,305 I meni također. Slažem se s tobom u ovome. 257 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,641 Obećavam, od srca. 258 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,893 Super, ne seri, Steve-O. 259 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,186 Mirna ruka. 260 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,980 -Oprostite. -Pravo. 261 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,321 Ne može se centralizirati. 262 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,366 Nije bilo ni blizu. 263 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,079 -Neću to još učiniti. -Pravo. 264 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,372 Sada jesam! 265 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,874 Sada, tvoj... 266 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:47,257 Hajde, Steve-O! Steve-O, Steve-O! Steve-O! 267 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,681 Prelijepo je, super izgleda. 268 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:56,683 super je 269 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:58,810 Kako je bilo? 270 00:16:58,893 --> 00:16:59,853 Nije mi se svidjelo. 271 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,564 Prokletstvo! 272 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,733 Hej, to je bilo super, Zach. 273 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,151 Bože moj! 274 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,402 -Dobro, Poopies. - Koštalo je. 275 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,196 Dobar posao, Tory. Hvala, Steve-O. 276 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,322 I Zach. 277 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:15,034 Dobra stvar spasilac Coelho je ovdje da osigura sigurnost. 278 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,454 - Koštalo je. -Ja ne... 279 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,582 Još uvijek ne razumijem zašto su pozvali spasioce, 280 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,209 ali bolje ga je imati i ne trebati 281 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,086 što ti treba a nemaš. 282 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:34,220 Pa, uvijek smo htjeli uključiti skeč osuđenika u našim filmovima. 283 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:38,975 Snimali smo za pilot TV emisiju i nikad se nije emitirao. 284 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,102 Uhićen je momak iz naše ekipe, 285 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:45,148 a MTV je proveo deset godina a da ne mogu snimati u zapadnom Hollywoodu. 286 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,775 Nitko nije vidio stanicu. 287 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,235 Tamo se čuva 25 godina. 288 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,570 Bio je kaos. 289 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,782 TRAVANJ 2000 290 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,034 Danas ću biti bjegunac iz LA zatvora 291 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,788 i odem u željezariju da vidim mogu li mi posuditi luk za pilu. 292 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,250 Vidim objektiv. 293 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,045 Super, to je to. 294 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,255 -Prljam li lice? -Priđi bliže. 295 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,840 Zaprlja i vrat. 296 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,135 Je li majica...? Ljepota. 297 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,222 - Nekoliko šamara? -Da, pomoć. Koštalo je. 298 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:20,225 ALAT LAUREL 299 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,564 trebam pomoć 300 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,398 Pravo. 301 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,817 trebam... 302 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,902 Trebam luk za pilu. 303 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,487 Nazvat ću nekoga. 304 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,376 pomozi mi! 305 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,753 Oprostite, što se dogodilo? 306 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,338 Ne bih to dirao. 307 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,302 Ovdje imamo situaciju. 308 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,428 Neka mi netko pomogne! 309 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,556 Samo što smo zatvoreni. 310 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,683 Ne možete ući. 311 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,146 PJ, zovu policiju. 312 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:11,025 Mora da je pobjegao iz nekog zatvora. 313 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,570 S lisicama na rukama i u uniformi? 314 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:15,822 Makni se s puta. 315 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,829 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville i bit ću uhićen. 316 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,374 Droga! 317 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,130 Što? Ozbiljno. 318 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,341 -Prokletstvo! - Ne može biti. 319 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,718 Što radimo? 320 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:37,635 stari... 321 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,721 -Na podu. -Nastaviti. 322 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,557 -Razumijem. - Mogu objasniti. 323 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,643 - Zašto nisi u zatvoru? -To nije moje mjesto. 324 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,270 Kako si pobjegao? 325 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,355 Nikad nisam bio uhićen. 326 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,273 A ono tamo? 327 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,483 - To je mikrofon. -Za što? 328 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,485 Jer mi snimamo. 329 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,403 Snimanje? 330 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,321 Da, gospođo. 331 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,948 Kakva idiotska stvar! 332 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:00,700 Što je bilo? 333 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,620 Ne znam, ovaj tip je pobjegao iz zatvora. 334 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,622 Nismo htjeli nikakvu galamu. 335 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,500 Nosiš zatvorsku uniformu a on je s lisicama na rukama. što ti misliš 336 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,295 Da, mislim da sam putovao. moje isprike 337 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,213 Imaš li kameru? 338 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,132 -Je li isključeno? -Uključeno je. 339 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,884 Povezani? Snimaš li? 340 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,093 - Ugasi to! - Ugasi to! 341 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,846 SLJEDEĆI DAN 342 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,600 Kad smo stigli, g. Cliver nas je obavijestio da... 343 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:29,270 Obavijestio je naš voditelj proizvodnje da smo na pauzi. 344 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:33,441 To je poput suspenzije po valjku u željezariji. 345 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:37,236 Ali... Mislim da program može i ne mora emitirati. 346 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,405 ali... 347 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,991 - Imaš li što reći, Jeff? -Ne. 348 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:46,204 Mislim da je bolje razmisliti u Coco Cocktailu. 349 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,957 -Tako je, razmislimo o koktelu. -I. 350 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,001 Ja sam Johnny Knoxville, a ovo je "Koktel kakice". 351 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,218 Mislim da je prošlo desetak godina 352 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,887 da sam napravio prvi "Koktel od kakice". 353 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:03,888 TRAVANJ 2010 354 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,349 Sada podignimo razinu ovog odjeljka. 355 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:10,478 Ja sam Steve-O, a ovo je "Ultimate Poop Cocktail." 356 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,025 Cool, sretno. 357 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,447 Spreman, Steve-O? 358 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,116 br. 359 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,662 Šaljem vam pogled! Vrhunski koktel od kakice! 360 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,544 Prokletstvo! 361 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,817 On povraća. 362 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,283 Kakav jebeni smrad, čovječe! 363 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,579 Što nije u redu s tim, Bam? 364 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,208 Kako si, Steve-O? 365 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:15,835 Bože moj! 366 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,046 to je ružno. Bolje da ne vidite. 367 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,593 Bože moj! 368 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,635 Isus! 369 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,054 Bože moj! 370 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,388 -Naše! -Pomozi mi tamo. 371 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,182 -Vadi tipa van! -Bože moj! 372 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,024 -Pogledaj ovo! -Bože moj! 373 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,692 Idi ravno do jezera. 374 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,028 - Ne može biti gore. -Bože moj! 375 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,488 Bože moj! 376 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,167 Isus! 377 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:57,919 Da, čovječe. 378 00:22:58,753 --> 00:22:59,837 Bilo je ljuto. 379 00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,005 Bilo je preglasno. 380 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,091 Bilo je jako strašno. 381 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,221 To je vrsta ponude da ti luđaci i ne pomišljaju. 382 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,271 Bilo je svega: opasnosti, sranja. 383 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,941 I povratiti. 384 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,400 To je ono što je ovaj program. 385 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,654 I seksipil. 386 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,117 TRAVANJ 2006 387 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,034 Idi! 388 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:36,791 Isus! Kakav idiot! 389 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,463 Što ima, djeco? 390 00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,132 Hej, Larry! 391 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:45,466 gdje si bila 392 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:49,053 Tamo popiti piće od jagoda. 393 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:49,971 On je pijan. 394 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,765 Popio je nekoliko i sada mu se malo vrti. 395 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:55,643 Ispunimo na usnama Poopies 396 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,979 da bude 23% toplije. 397 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,897 Konačno. 398 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,733 Moj Bože, uhvatio te je! 399 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,403 Bok, dr. Julie. 400 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,487 -Zdravo. -Hej. 401 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:10,032 Ovo je Poopies, i želimo punilo da bude ljepši. 402 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,576 -Možete li pomoći? -Da. 403 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:14,078 Prokletstvo! Je li ovo ozbiljno? 404 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:17,415 Kroz cijeli film, Ja ću imati najveće usne. 405 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,167 Najljepše usne. 406 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,251 -Mesni. -Da. 407 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,586 -Isus! -Pohotan. 408 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:25,089 Ja sam Poopies, a ovo je Boca Cheia. 409 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,759 Ljudi obično koriste anestetik, ali... 410 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:29,969 Obično, zar ne? 411 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,304 - Ne trebaš. -Ne? 412 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,722 - Bez anestetika. -Opustiti. 413 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,057 - Što stavljaš na sebe? -Hijaluronsku kiselinu. 414 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:35,975 Oh, to je to. 415 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,643 Čini se sigurnim. 416 00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:39,478 - Ne miči se, Poopies. -Kakva igla! 417 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,438 -Stop. -Naše! 418 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,482 Kiša će ti raditi. 419 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,359 Prokletstvo! 420 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,279 Prokletstvo! 421 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:49,197 Sada da. 422 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,364 Wow, kakva ljepota! 423 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:51,657 -I. -Prokletstvo! 424 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,743 -Prokletstvo! - Može se povećati. 425 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,329 - Veći. - Može se povećati. 426 00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:58,748 Sada onaj donji. 427 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,958 Prokletstvo, mislio sam da je gotovo. 428 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,710 Čovječe, koji je ovo vrag? 429 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,503 Izgledaš prekrasno, Poopies. 430 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,923 Mora li desna strana biti veća? 431 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,717 Kakvo idiotsko pitanje, Ehren! 432 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,597 Mislim da možete dodati još malo, i to je to. 433 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,515 -Vrlo seksi. -Postaje bijelo! 434 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:17,892 Ovako? 435 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:21,103 Izgledam kao jedan od onih karavana iz Pravih domaćica. 436 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,564 Može li Ehren biti sljedeći? 437 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:24,482 On može. 438 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,818 Moramo popraviti ovo Lego lice. 439 00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,654 Jebi se, Larry. 440 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:31,948 Preguste su. 441 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:32,990 Mislio sam da je super. 442 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,784 Dobro! Bravo, Poopies! 443 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,869 -Prelijepo je. -I. 444 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,204 Kakvo je to durenje? 445 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:43,960 U Jackass Forever After, Knoxville i ja intervjuirali smo nove dečke 446 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,921 a već smo pitali: "Poopies, imaš li ikakvih strahova?" 447 00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:50,091 “Gledaj, ne volim mrak i to i to." 448 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,593 Momak je sve rekao. 449 00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:54,971 Ali Bam nikad nije rekao koji se bojao zmija. 450 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,349 Na kraju smo otkrili kad su se pojavili. 451 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:01,102 Kad smo saznali, to je dovelo do nekoliko skica. 452 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:04,188 Što je iskustvo gore, 453 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,608 to bolje izgleda na ekranu. 454 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:13,739 Danas ćemo dovesti glumačku ekipu u ovu sobu, dva odjednom, 455 00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:15,533 snimati s čegrtušom. 456 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,910 Ali to im je samo izgovor da dođu. 457 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:22,415 Zaključajmo vrata, ugasimo svjetlo i pretvoriti njihove živote u pakao. 458 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:25,418 Ovo je "The Silence of the Jambs." 459 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:28,879 -Jeste li čuli? -Što je to? 460 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,673 - Čegrtuša. -Ne, nije. 461 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:31,590 Da, slušaj. 462 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:32,675 -Ozbiljan? -Jules. 463 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,093 Nisi u skeču. 464 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,761 - Ti samo gledaj. -Samo. 465 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:39,515 Ima dijamantnu zvečarku i ispustit će ga na pod. 466 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:45,813 Pontius će joj staviti keks na glavu i pokušat ću ga skinuti. 467 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,440 Ovo je dijamantna čegrtuša. 468 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,441 DRESER ŽIVOTINJA 469 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:51,444 Dug je oko 1,60 m i vrlo je otrovan. 470 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:54,655 Ako se približiš, ubode te i ubije. Ili pokušajte. 471 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,615 - Ozbiljno je. - Vau. 472 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,284 -Spreman? - Ja sam vani. 473 00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,952 Chris, ti si lud, čovječe. 474 00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:01,454 Prokletstvo, brate. 475 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,373 -Prokletstvo! -Naše! 476 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,208 Prokletstvo! 477 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,710 - Bože moj. - On je velike glave. 478 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,086 Isus! 479 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,380 Njihov brod je vrlo brz. 480 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,758 Ona te ubija. Dva su pulsa u sekundi. 481 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:15,926 Osjeti moje srce. 482 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,638 - Vau, čovječe! -Ljepota. 483 00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:22,558 - To je kao zmija. -Zato sam procurio. 484 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,770 Sad se bojim za Johnnyja. 485 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:28,647 Izvadimo zmiju i stavimo mikrofon. Vrijeme je. 486 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,691 Ogroman je. Kakva ogromna zmija, brate! 487 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,319 Zatvorite kantu. 488 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,154 Izvadimo zmiju. 489 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:42,995 Ima li tu protuotrova? 490 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,748 Dovedimo Knoxville. 491 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,376 Naziv je protuotrov, a ne protuotrov. 492 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,628 Ne znam kakav je to protuotrov. 493 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,507 Što je to? 494 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,133 To je kao... 495 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,219 Bože moj! 496 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,303 -Ne! -Ne! 497 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:01,222 Prokletstvo! 498 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,015 Bit će sjebani! 499 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:05,726 Čekaj, zašto smo samo ovdje? 500 00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:06,977 Ne znam, čovječe. 501 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:11,899 Sranje! 502 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:13,150 Učinimo to. 503 00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:14,193 radi li 504 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,737 o ne! Ne! 505 00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:19,365 Ja sam Johnny Knoxville. Dobrodošli u pakao. 506 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,324 Ne, molim te! 507 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,159 Gdje je svjetlo, čovječe? 508 00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:23,786 Bam, u toj kanti je zmija. 509 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,038 -Nemoj se rugati. -Gdje idem? 510 00:28:27,081 --> 00:28:28,374 Što da radim? 511 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:30,501 Prokletstvo! 512 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:32,795 Ako bocka, nema ga. 513 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,463 Bože moj! 514 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,589 Je li ovo ozbiljno? 515 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,259 Zašto smo došli u podrum? 516 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,386 Ozbiljno, čovječe. 517 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:45,182 Knox, budi ozbiljan, idi. 518 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,645 stari... 519 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,729 Idemo. 520 00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:52,982 Ovako? 521 00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,985 - Srušit ću vrata. - Hajde, Ehren. 522 00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:58,654 Može li biti... 523 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,658 Neka eksplodiraju! Bit će sjebani! 524 00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:05,077 Oborite kantu i aktivirajte zvuk zmije. 525 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:06,912 Droga! 526 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,332 -Prokletstvo! -Bože moj! 527 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,668 Svi na kauč! 528 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,586 To je zmija. 529 00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:14,837 -Bam? -Hej. 530 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,964 Ostanite mirni. Ovdje je zmija. 531 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:18,382 Ne znam što da radim. 532 00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:19,383 Ostani tamo. 533 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,342 Ljepota. 534 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:24,472 Mislim da me zapeklo. 535 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:26,682 Jeff, ubola je Bama. Ozbiljno je. 536 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,895 Nije moguće, došao sam ovdje u dobrim odnosima. 537 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,105 Upali svjetla. 538 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,942 On stiže! Gotovo je! 539 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,068 Tamo je zmija, Dave. 540 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,654 Gdje si, Ehren? 541 00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:42,406 Ehren! Ovako? 542 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,407 Ehren! 543 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:45,326 Kako ću ti pomoći, Dave? 544 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,869 Samo da vidim jesi li tamo. 545 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:49,622 Koji vrag! 546 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,539 Ehren! 547 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,124 Sada sam naoružan, brate. 548 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:53,876 Imam pištolj. 549 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,836 -Nemoj me udarati, Ehren. - Naoružan sam. 550 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,922 -Ne udaraj me! -Ti... 551 00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,757 Ehren, ne idi... Javi se! 552 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,425 Odgovori, Ehren. 553 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:07,515 Tamo su vrata! Evo, Dave! ovuda! 554 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,391 - Zavrni vrata! -Ovdje! 555 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,519 - Tu je loša stanica, brate. -Kunem se! 556 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:12,978 Ti ne znaš ništa. 557 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:17,233 - Upravo sam otvorio vrata, kunem se! -Vrlo povoljno. 558 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,653 Dođi ovuda. Kunem se Bogom. 559 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,488 -Jebi ga. - Onda budi sam. 560 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:24,406 Droga! 561 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:29,870 Ehren! 562 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:34,333 Što je ovo dovraga? 563 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,503 Ja ne... Ne mogu. 564 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,129 Što je to dovraga? 565 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:44,552 Prokletstvo! 566 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,470 Gadovi! 567 00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:51,392 Bože moj! 568 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:52,935 Prostitutka! 569 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,563 - Idi desno, Bam. -Nemam povjerenja u to. 570 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:58,190 Ako jesi... Bam je uboden. 571 00:30:58,274 --> 00:30:59,567 Uboli su me, Jeff! 572 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:01,402 Dosta mi te je. 573 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:02,570 - Čuje se buka. -Ovdje. 574 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,613 Dosta toga. ja pomažem. 575 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:08,242 Jer ti... Bam, uboli su te. Morate pozvati liječnika. 576 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,911 Hajde, Bam. Dođi ovamo, čovječe. 577 00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:13,038 Dosta petljanja, ljudi! 578 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,291 Moraš otvoriti vrata. 579 00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:17,293 Pravo. 580 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:21,046 Ti... Sad zatvori. Ne ne! 581 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:22,923 Ne! 582 00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:24,550 Čovječe, idem... 583 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,969 Dosta, dosta! 584 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,180 Uhvatila me! Jeste li čuli? Uhvatila me! 585 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:32,474 Je li te zmija ujela? 586 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,021 -U nogu i rebro. -Noga i rebro? 587 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:37,938 Molim! 588 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,148 Prokletstvo! 589 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:41,609 Dobit ću infarkt. 590 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,193 Upali svjetlo. 591 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:44,570 Ljepota. 592 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:47,489 -Dobrodošao na set, Bam-Bam! -Lice! 593 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,118 Zach, jesi li dobro? 594 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,786 -Prokletstvo! - Puzao sam. 595 00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:55,414 Izgledalo je kao da je Zach ubijen. 596 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,334 Mislio sam da je to jedini izlaz. 597 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,086 Popeo sam se i stvar se slomila. 598 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,840 - Vau, čovječe! -Jeste li mislili da postoji zmija? 599 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,342 -Da! -A što vas je ubolo? 600 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,509 Da! 601 00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:09,928 Oh, sranje! 602 00:32:16,185 --> 00:32:17,061 Bože moj! 603 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:19,229 Ovo mjesto mora biti ludo. 604 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,898 Jeste, zar ne? 605 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:22,941 nije? 606 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:28,072 Kad imam ideje, ne zapisujem ih. 607 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:32,534 Ja samo nacrtam i faksirati u Los Angeles. 608 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,537 Nacrtao sam debelog i niskog tipa 609 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,331 povezani užetom. 610 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:38,415 BUNGEE KONOP 611 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,793 Ovo je "Bungee Jump". 612 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,546 Spreman, Prestone? 613 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:45,464 Idi uskoro. 614 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:48,634 Tri, dva, jedan... 615 00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:56,975 To je to! 616 00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:59,395 Da! Bože moj! 617 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,605 - Uspio si! -Bilo je savršeno! 618 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,070 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville. 619 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:11,198 Dobrodošli u produkciju "Lutke". 620 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,575 Osjećam miris Tonyja. Idemo. 621 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,412 Kakav užasan posao. 622 00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:19,498 Svjetla. Timmy, deset godina, 623 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,126 blijed, glup i odvratan dječak 624 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,336 šetajući gradskim trgom. 625 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,089 Ugleda 11-godišnju Dolores. 626 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:29,842 Dolores je lijepa, izgleda kao stara rukavica, 627 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:31,802 i ima samo jedan neuron. 628 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,011 Timmy. 629 00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:34,054 Dobro jutro, Dolores. 630 00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,889 Želim te odvesti na ples, 631 00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:40,519 ali čuo sam da te Jeff Feioso pozvao i bio sam šokiran. 632 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,813 Timmy je upucan taserom. 633 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:43,731 Što? 634 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:46,024 Ne, budi ozbiljan! Ne, kako to misliš? 635 00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:51,238 Prokleti posao! 636 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:53,532 nemoj se ljutiti na mene, ali pripovjedač. 637 00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:54,950 Do! 638 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,076 Jebi se! 639 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,038 Prokletstvo! 640 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,207 Timmy. 641 00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:04,626 Daj mi sekundu, ti pakleni Adam Ray! 642 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,254 Timmy, odgađaš igru. 643 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,381 Kako će me voljeti? 644 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:12,384 Može li mi netko pomoći? 645 00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:17,014 Tamo gore, prelijepo, ali genijalni Kupid. 646 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,057 Oh, prokletstvo! 647 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:22,728 Prokletstvo! 648 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:24,563 Kupidon. 649 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:30,110 Timmy, šokiran sam zbog tebe toliko je trebalo da me nazove. 650 00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,737 Imam te, Chris. 651 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,656 Ali Kupidon doživi šok visokonaponske šipke 652 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,909 a napadaju ga ananasi. 653 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,035 On stiže! 654 00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:40,996 ananas? 655 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,540 Kakve veze ananas ima s Kupidom? 656 00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:46,210 Kupid napinje luk i strijelu ljubavi 657 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,295 i pogodi Dolores u oko. 658 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:51,298 oprosti 659 00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:52,508 Ja nisam Dolores! 660 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,759 oprosti 661 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,093 Timmy. 662 00:34:55,177 --> 00:34:57,513 Dolores, izluđuješ me! 663 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,307 Osjećam da će mi srce eksplodirati. 664 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:03,977 Cigla petardi je zalijepljen za Timmyjeva prsa 665 00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:06,063 a upaljen je golemi fitilj. 666 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,440 Ne! 667 00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:09,358 Prokletstvo. 668 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,400 Ne! 669 00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:14,279 Timmyjevo srce eksplodira poput dinje. 670 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,197 gori! 671 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,326 Prokletstvo! 672 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,453 -Droga! -Što? 673 00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:22,579 Sramota! 674 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:26,041 A onda, dva glumca u trijumfu napraviti svoj luk, 675 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,252 s Timmyjem koji mlitavo visi. 676 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:29,211 Kraj. 677 00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,964 Živ! 678 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,257 Jako sam uživao. 679 00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:38,262 Pa, to je prilika u kojoj ću uživati. 680 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:39,555 ELEKTRIČNA STOLICA 681 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,140 gospodine Knoxville... 682 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:47,020 Odlučili ste ugostiti Fear Factor za novac 683 00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:49,606 ili zato što je probudio vašu kreativnost? 684 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,149 Govori istinu! 685 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,655 Zato što je probudio moju kreativnost! 686 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,368 Samo tako nastavi. 687 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,709 U redu, idemo. 688 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,385 ZLOČESTI DJED 689 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,721 Sada sam starac. 690 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:25,517 NOĆ ZA ŽENE! 691 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:30,480 Pozdrav dame! 692 00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:31,648 Što ima, djede? 693 00:36:31,732 --> 00:36:33,317 Ljepota. kako si draga moja 694 00:36:33,901 --> 00:36:34,943 To je to! 695 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,532 Naše! 696 00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:50,042 Tip je izvadio svoju puricu. 697 00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,632 Kako ste dame? 698 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,426 Što ste došli učiniti? Vidjeti nas ili predstavu? 699 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,011 Došao sam vas vidjeti djevojke. 700 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,766 Bit ćeš stvarno uzbuđen, 701 00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:09,144 a zatim nadajmo se stari Irving može uživati. 702 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:11,313 kako se zoves 703 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,272 Irving. 704 00:37:13,941 --> 00:37:17,319 Je li jedna od djevojaka Zar ne želiš dozu Irvinga? 705 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,487 Jeste li razumjeli? 706 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:22,032 Tko želi sljedeću emisiju? viče "Hoću!" 707 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,241 želim! 708 00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:25,452 Tvrđe od potkove. 709 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,245 Jesi li tvrd? 710 00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:30,791 Trenutno ne, ali mislim da ću ostati. 711 00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:31,875 Želimo vidjeti vaše. 712 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:34,670 -Želimo te na crvenom tepihu. -Moj? 713 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,129 Idi na crveni tepih. 714 00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:37,756 Pokazat ću joj svoju! 715 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,175 Neka kiša pada na ovaj tepih! 716 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,344 Ja ću otići tamo. Idem na crveni tepih. 717 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,471 To je to, idem ga šutnuti! 718 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:54,022 Ne znam što se događa. 719 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,003 Ne, neće ostati. 720 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:46,575 Ja sam Bam Margera. 721 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:47,909 RUJAN 2000 722 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,829 Želim uništiti svog oca cijeli dan. 723 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,831 Što je ovo, Bam? 724 00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:55,292 Ne, moram na posao! izlazi van! 725 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,334 Do! 726 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,421 Hajde, moram na posao! Do! 727 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,673 Hoćeš li prestati? 728 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,761 Moram li biti gola poput njega? 729 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,473 Sve dok je dobro pričvršćen, ja sam za. 730 00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:13,268 Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan! 731 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:17,981 Droga! 732 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:28,200 -Bože moj! -Bože moj! 733 00:39:28,784 --> 00:39:30,911 Da, pretpostavljam da ću se morati suzdržati. 734 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,872 Wow, kako ludo! 735 00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:34,998 Molim. 736 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:37,918 Čudno je vezati lutku za raketu, 737 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,003 gledati kako životinja uzlijeće 738 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:44,299 a zatim reci: "U redu, sada je tvoj red, Knox." 739 00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:51,765 U ovakvim trenucima vidiš da je Johnny Knoxville debelokožac. 740 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:57,729 Dobro je da nisam zvijezda filma. 741 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:02,901 Knoxville odlazi vidjeti kako izgleda Mjesec. 742 00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:07,197 Tip će letjeti oko 20 metara. 743 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:08,782 Bit ćeš zaklan. 744 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,367 Ali ne želim mu reći. 745 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,619 Sve će biti dobro! 746 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:16,790 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville, a ovo je "Crvena raketa". 747 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:21,545 Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan, kreni! 748 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:31,179 Što je dovraga to bilo? 749 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:32,973 Bože moj! 750 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:36,101 - Prokletstvo, čovječe. -Što? 751 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:39,020 Rakete često zakažu na jednom ili drugom kraju, 752 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,606 ali bila je jedna raketa koja je promašila stranu. 753 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,275 Da je bilo ovdje, 754 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,486 Bio bi to kraj starog Knoxvillea. 755 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:51,116 Idemo opet. Lansiranje, druga scena. 756 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,243 Uplašim se samo kad to vidim. 757 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,036 -Znam. - Želim Lanceovu kacigu. 758 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,830 Ja sam čisti adrenalin. 759 00:40:58,832 --> 00:41:00,667 Ovo nije najbolja ideja. 760 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,043 I da. 761 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:05,380 Ja sam Johnny Knoxville a sad idem na mjesec! 762 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:10,010 Pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan! 763 00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,261 Nakon. 764 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,311 Dobro! 765 00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:23,899 Ako je ok, daj palac gore! 766 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:29,529 Držao se. 767 00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:30,989 Bilo je nevjerojatno! 768 00:41:34,743 --> 00:41:36,244 Previše! 769 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:42,876 U redu, sada mala zabava u uredu. 770 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,794 UREDSKA ZABAVA 771 00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:46,171 Šteta što je Ron ovdje, 772 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:49,466 i lošeg raspoloženja, budući da ga je žena opet ostavila. 773 00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:51,134 -Autsajder. -Hajde da ga razveselimo. 774 00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,303 Da. Pružimo mu ljubav. 775 00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,013 - Vrijeme za zabavu. -Da, idemo. 776 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:56,389 To je to, učinimo to. 777 00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:59,267 Razveselimo Rona. 778 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,977 Dakle, Ron, što kažeš? 779 00:42:01,061 --> 00:42:02,687 Što kažete na tortu da vas razveseli? 780 00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:05,232 -Dakle, Ron, saznala sam za rastavu. -I. 781 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:11,863 Prokletstvo, Ron! 782 00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:14,449 Hej, Ron, ti... Prokletstvo, Ron! 783 00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,370 Nazvat ću HR. 784 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,623 Oh, pogodilo me u ruku! 785 00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,340 Mislim da je rasist. 786 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:37,264 Ron je namirisao ženin parfem na Jasperu a ti si ljut. 787 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:39,599 U redu je, Ron. 788 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:42,978 Ne! 789 00:42:50,944 --> 00:42:55,156 Pa to rješava misterij koji je uzeo Ronovu ženu. 790 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:07,836 Ja sam Steve-O. Prokletstvo! 791 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,593 Zašto ja moram biti Steve-O? 792 00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:22,434 Ja sam Steve-O, a ovo je "Sweet." 793 00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:34,154 Sjećam se da sam vidio snimak iz "Silazak niz stepenice" 794 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:36,823 a ubrzo potom i u montaži... 795 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,909 Pitao sam se Zašto se nije emitirao? 796 00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:41,870 i znao sam da ga je vrlo lako oponašati. 797 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:43,747 -Da. -Od. 798 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:48,460 Imala sam dvije diskus hernije na račun "Descendo a Escada." 799 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:52,255 -Dodali smo jastuk ili dva. -Hvala na jastucima. 800 00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:56,301 Vau, čovječe, to je bilo ludo! 801 00:43:58,011 --> 00:44:01,473 LISTOPAD 2000 802 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:03,767 Jedan za njegovu glavu. 803 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,186 U redu, spusti glavu. 804 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:17,655 Nastavimo s tim. 805 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,366 Opusti se, zatvaramo to. 806 00:44:19,449 --> 00:44:22,327 -Možeš li disati? -Ne baš dobro. 807 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,085 U redu, idemo. Spreman? 808 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,182 Donesi opet. 809 00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:46,226 Čekaj, jesi li na pravoj strani? 810 00:44:55,402 --> 00:44:56,611 jesi dobro 811 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,987 Ne, nisam. 812 00:44:58,071 --> 00:45:00,740 Stvarno je boljelo. Želim vidjeti snimku. 813 00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:03,743 Odjednom, eto nje. Odletjela si. 814 00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:10,417 Na prvim Olimpijskim igrama natjecali su se goli. 815 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,252 -Da. -I... 816 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:15,713 željeli bismo učiniti 817 00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:19,008 jedan od događaja prve Olimpijade, skok uvis, 818 00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:21,094 a vi biste morali biti goli. 819 00:45:21,177 --> 00:45:22,178 Ljepota. 820 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,475 Znate li kako to rade? Trče ovako i okreću se. 821 00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:30,395 -Da, Fosburyjev skok. - To je to, Fosbury. 822 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,188 -Da. -Dick Fosbury, mislim. 823 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:33,940 -Da. -Tko je to izmislio? 824 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:37,318 Da, a danas će biti Chris Pontius, Velika ptica Fosbury. 825 00:45:38,862 --> 00:45:41,531 Chris Pontius, u skoku s motkom. 826 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:42,907 Čekaj, zabrljao sam. 827 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,456 Ja sam Chris Pontius, a ovo je "Skok s motkom". 828 00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:50,623 Opet sam zabrljao. 829 00:45:52,167 --> 00:45:54,127 Morate dobiti zvuk. Više dolazi. 830 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:55,253 -Ovdje. -Shvatio sam. 831 00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:57,797 Tahićanska plesačica. 832 00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:03,470 Detroit Muscle Rock. 833 00:46:11,895 --> 00:46:14,397 Ja sam Chris Pontius, a ovo je "Skok s motkom". 834 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:18,818 Idi, Chris. 835 00:46:28,328 --> 00:46:29,162 skoro! 836 00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:31,039 Puno ste skakali odostraga. 837 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,290 Znam, pogriješio sam. 838 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:37,754 Moj kut je bio pogrešan. 839 00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:53,520 Bilo je nevjerojatno! 840 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:04,697 Dolazi Dunn. 841 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:29,013 Ne može biti, čovječe! 842 00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:31,266 Momak se dugo spremao. 843 00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:34,435 Jesam li plava? 844 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,020 Tako sam sretna. 845 00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:37,313 Jako je plavo. 846 00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:38,648 Nered je bio ružan. 847 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:43,444 A ono s rendgenom stražnjice? 848 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:44,737 TRAVANJ 2002 849 00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:47,365 Izvolite. Svi govore Ja ću dati ponudu, 850 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,867 ali nisam ništa potvrdio, znaš? 851 00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:51,327 Nisam se obvezao. 852 00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:52,787 Što želiš da bude? 853 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,290 Žele da si nabijem govno u dupe. 854 00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,626 Mislio sam... To nije bila tvoja ideja? 855 00:47:58,710 --> 00:48:00,795 Ne, nije bio moj. 856 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,047 Uvijek sam se zabavljao tom idejom, 857 00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:06,259 Ali nikad nisam rekao da hoću, razumiješ? 858 00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:08,261 Dakle, to se neće dogoditi. 859 00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:10,054 Čisto sumnjam. 860 00:48:10,138 --> 00:48:11,347 Jeste li razumjeli? 861 00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:13,016 A ako imate problema, 862 00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:16,811 može li netko tamo početi zabijati ti sranje u dupe, znaš? 863 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:20,481 podmazujem. 864 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,401 -Ne mogu vidjeti. -Gdje su kolica? 865 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,945 Zato što ću si ga zabiti u dupe. 866 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,827 Baci tu stvar sada. 867 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:33,953 Prokletstvo. 868 00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:35,830 Ne, budi ozbiljan! 869 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,874 Čovječe, to je odvratno. 870 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,502 Ozbiljan. želite li znati 871 00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,713 Sad se preispitujem. 872 00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:46,633 Je li sve nestalo? 873 00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:48,009 Sve, čovječe. 874 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,469 -Jesi li ušao? -Da. 875 00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:50,928 -Idemo. -Prokletstvo! 876 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:54,015 Osjećam da ću se jako usrati. 877 00:48:59,771 --> 00:49:00,772 Prokletstvo! 878 00:49:02,065 --> 00:49:03,483 Nije mi se svidio ovaj potez. 879 00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:06,653 Nije mi najdraži. Kolica su mi na guzici. 880 00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:08,655 Ali ovo je "rendgenska slika stražnjice." 881 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,372 Mislim da trebam rendgen. 882 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:18,873 -Antoine? -Da? 883 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:21,334 Kako ste? 884 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:22,543 Izvrsno. 885 00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:25,797 - Ja sam Ryan, i... - Kako mogu pomoći? 886 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,341 Jučer je bila zabava s djecom 887 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:29,676 i onesvijestila sam se. 888 00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:33,680 Mora da sam pao i slomio nešto, jer ne mogu hodati kako treba. 889 00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:35,098 Napravimo rentgen. 890 00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:36,391 -Da. -Samo u slučaju. 891 00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,601 - Da vidimo o tome. -Pravo. 892 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:42,689 Udoban. 893 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,440 Zadržite dah i ne mičite se. 894 00:49:58,538 --> 00:49:59,372 Wow! 895 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:00,665 Što je to? 896 00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:01,582 Ovako? 897 00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:05,545 -Koji vrag? -Auto? 898 00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:06,546 Što je to? 899 00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,715 To je autić igračka. 900 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,217 -Kolica. -Kolica? 901 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,301 Ovdje je kotač. 902 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:14,470 Vidjeti? 903 00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:17,974 To su kolica. 904 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:22,061 To je autić igračka. 905 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:27,066 Jučer su imali zabavu i svi su se onesvijestili. 906 00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:31,738 Bili su tamo i seksali se, takve stvari. 907 00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:35,116 Svi su se sinoć napušili. 908 00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:36,868 sta je ovo 909 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:38,286 nemam pojma 910 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:39,704 Ovo nisi ti. 911 00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:41,831 To je nešto ekstra. 912 00:50:41,914 --> 00:50:43,249 Znao bih da sam ga pojeo. 913 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,753 Ne, ne bi to mogao progutati. 914 00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:48,713 To je autić igračka. 915 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,631 Kako su kolica dospjela tamo? 916 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,884 Možda ste ga zalijepili. 917 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,552 Nisam ništa stavio. 918 00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:56,888 Bože moj! Jeste li ikada vidjeli ovo? 919 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,182 Nikad to tamo nisam vidio. 920 00:51:00,183 --> 00:51:04,937 Vidio sam nekoliko kolica, ali nikada u nečiji rektum. 921 00:51:05,021 --> 00:51:06,522 Zar nema načina da se skine? ti... 922 00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:09,150 Ne, ja sam doktor, 923 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,903 ali moja specijalnost su rendgenske snimke. 924 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:15,031 Mogu li se izvući sranjem? 925 00:51:16,032 --> 00:51:18,159 Nećeš uspjeti. 926 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,952 Boljet će te. 927 00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:24,499 Zapravo, mislim da to nije ni dobro ti isprazni ovo. 928 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,293 Što ako uzmem laksativ? Pomaže li? 929 00:51:28,169 --> 00:51:31,881 Ne, ako uzmete laksativ, bit će proljeva, ali će auto ostati. 930 00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:33,966 Jeste li unutra? 931 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,802 Mora da si previše popio. 932 00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:38,554 Ne pokazuj to svima. 933 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:44,101 -Idite liječniku i ne razgovarajte ni s kim. -Da. 934 00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:46,604 Djevojka, dečko, svejedno. 935 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,272 Nemoj nikome reći. 936 00:51:48,356 --> 00:51:50,483 On već zna. Previše ljudi zna. 937 00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:52,318 Hvala ti što se brineš za mene. 938 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:53,986 -Pravo. -Hvala. 939 00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:56,364 Moram vidjeti! 940 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,081 Još uvijek u guzici? 941 00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:07,124 Da, moramo ga skinuti u hotelu. 942 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,179 Dobro sam shvatio. Točka! 943 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:25,977 Bok, moje ime je Johnny Knoxville. 944 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:30,231 Dobrodošli u "Dã Dã Game", drugi dio. 945 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,817 Također se zove "Dvostruka bomba". 946 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:38,489 U ovom natjecanju četiri natjecatelja i naš specijalni gost, 947 00:52:38,573 --> 00:52:40,199 Paul Walter Hauser, 948 00:52:41,534 --> 00:52:45,204 idi sjedni u ovu fotelju i morat će odgovarati na pitanja. 949 00:52:45,288 --> 00:52:47,331 Jeste li svi spremni za početak? 950 00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:48,165 Da. 951 00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:49,959 Podignimo Zacha. 952 00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:51,419 To je to. 953 00:52:52,003 --> 00:52:52,879 To je anđeo. 954 00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:55,423 Wow, evo duple bombe. 955 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:56,757 Ovako? 956 00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:59,468 Jaspere, možeš sjesti. 957 00:53:00,303 --> 00:53:02,680 Naprijed, Jasper! 958 00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:05,391 Hajde, Jaspere. 959 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:08,436 Gdje je rođen tvoj otac, Dark Shark? 960 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:09,353 Prokletstvo. 961 00:53:09,437 --> 00:53:11,188 Što? Ovako? 962 00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:14,358 -Čovječe, polako sam. - Pusti uskoro! 963 00:53:14,442 --> 00:53:16,569 Mislim da Crenshaw, tamo u Veneciji? 964 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:18,279 South Central. 965 00:53:20,323 --> 00:53:22,283 Dragi Isuse, Jasper! 966 00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:23,534 To je ista stvar! 967 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:25,912 - Trebalo bi da te bude sram. -Stvarno, Jasper? 968 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:29,040 Dobro, a kako se Jeff preziva? naš direktor? 969 00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:30,917 Idiot? Ne, to je Tremaine. 970 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,627 Isuse, izađi iz te stolice! 971 00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:36,172 Bravo, Jasper! 972 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:40,760 Paul, znaš da već jest u show businessu, zar ne? 973 00:53:41,928 --> 00:53:43,596 Ne trebate to učiniti. 974 00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:47,683 Uvijek sam želio biti ovdje. 975 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:51,103 Vidio sam i gore, Zach. U istinu. 976 00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:52,229 - Koštalo je. -Pravo. 977 00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:54,398 Pošalji mi link. 978 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:58,819 Koliko bi zemalja stalo u našem gorućem Suncu? 979 00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:02,198 Ako trebate nazvati prijatelja, Larry je ovdje. 980 00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:04,075 -Larry. -Da? 981 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:07,411 Znate li koliko Zemlje bi li stali unutar Sunca? 982 00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:08,454 razmišljanje... 983 00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:09,914 razmišljanje... 984 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:11,582 razmišljanje... 985 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,043 Prokletstvo, uzbuđena sam. 986 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,795 Oh, Larry! 987 00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:18,089 Jebi se, Larry. Pogodit ću sedam. 988 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:19,715 -Zeznuo si se. -Sedam. 989 00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:21,884 Milijun i tristo. 990 00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:23,511 Htjela sam to reći. 991 00:54:25,012 --> 00:54:26,806 Naša majka. 992 00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:28,099 Kakice! Idemo. 993 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,725 Drago mi je da nisam zadnji. 994 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,144 -Pa... - Mislim da toga nema. 995 00:54:32,228 --> 00:54:34,063 - Stalno se vrti. -Idiot. 996 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,189 I. 997 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,482 Jesi li glup, čovječe? 998 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,735 Ehren, lice ti je užasno, pa... 999 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:44,490 Vau, kakvo prokletstvo! 1000 00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:46,158 Smrdi. 1001 00:54:46,242 --> 00:54:49,370 Koliko boja čini dugu? 1002 00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:55,084 Plava, žuta, narančasta, zelena, ljubičasta... 1003 00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:57,044 Crvena... 1004 00:54:58,671 --> 00:54:59,797 i... 1005 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,799 Shvatit ćeš kako treba, Poopies. 1006 00:55:02,425 --> 00:55:03,843 Bijela. 1007 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:06,637 Bože moj! 1008 00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:07,805 Preuzimanje! 1009 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,598 O moj Bože! 1010 00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:13,310 Samo me ostavi... Idemo odavde. 1011 00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:16,147 Oprostite, morao sam se malo udaljiti. 1012 00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:17,273 Bože moj! 1013 00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:18,190 Pravo. 1014 00:55:19,525 --> 00:55:23,279 Kakice, koje su boje cipele Što koristim? 1015 00:55:25,031 --> 00:55:26,073 Ne vidim. 1016 00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,160 Ne vidi. 1017 00:55:29,243 --> 00:55:30,745 Koje su boje moje cipele? 1018 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:31,662 crvena. 1019 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:34,582 Naše! 1020 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,625 Sada je Ehren. 1021 00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:37,543 U redu, Zach? 1022 00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:39,003 Da, sve super. 1023 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:42,006 Kakva sramota! Što je ovo dovraga? 1024 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:48,220 -O moj Bože! -Isus! 1025 00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:50,473 - Nemoj povraćati, molim te. -Do! 1026 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:53,976 Ako povratiš na njegovo dupe, sedam godina loše sreće. 1027 00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:57,188 Hajde, Ehren. 1028 00:55:57,813 --> 00:56:01,358 Tko je glumio i napisao 1029 00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:04,528 "Vila igrališta"? 1030 00:56:04,612 --> 00:56:05,446 PROSINAC 2000 1031 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:06,363 Ja sam vila. 1032 00:56:06,447 --> 00:56:09,366 Bio sam... Ehren McGhehey, Danger Ehren, ja. 1033 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:12,244 -Svi. -Najgori skeč koji smo napravili. 1034 00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:14,121 To nije cool, čovječe. 1035 00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:23,339 Gore, gore, gore! 1036 00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:37,019 Čekati! 1037 00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,567 Moramo zapljeskati Zachu. 1038 00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:44,944 Bravo, Zach! 1039 00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:48,364 Ovo je bila "Dã Dã igra", drugi dio. 1040 00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:54,120 Neki od mojih omiljenih skica Ovo su oni koje mi... 1041 00:56:54,203 --> 00:56:56,539 Sjedili smo bez posla. 1042 00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:58,332 Onda netko kaže: "Idi po ljepilo." 1043 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,876 To se dogodilo s Bradom Pittom. 1044 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,963 Bio je tamo na snimanju "Noćnog majmuna", 1045 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:06,298 a onda ti: "Zašto te ne otmemo?" 1046 00:57:06,382 --> 00:57:07,466 A on: "Dobro." 1047 00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:11,137 I imali smo prisebnost da pozove policiju 1048 00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:16,058 da se ne obaziru na pozive rekavši da je Brad Pitt otet. 1049 00:57:16,684 --> 00:57:20,437 "Znam da izgleda slučajno, ali Brad Pitt će biti otet. 1050 00:57:21,147 --> 00:57:22,356 Ali to je šala." 1051 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:25,568 "To je šala. To se nikad ne bi dogodilo." 1052 00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:28,737 SRPANJ 2001 1053 00:57:28,821 --> 00:57:32,324 -Bok, ja sam Brad Pitt i bit ću otet. -Dobro, vidimo se tamo. 1054 00:57:33,534 --> 00:57:34,368 Zoeira s poznatim osobama. 1055 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,036 POSEBNO ZA PINK'S 1056 00:57:39,832 --> 00:57:43,669 OTIMICA 1057 00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,057 Hej, Brad Pitt! 1058 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:58,642 Ozbiljno! 1059 00:57:58,726 --> 00:58:02,646 Ozbiljno, to je Brad Pitt! Sve u redu, čovječe? 1060 00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:03,564 Sporo je. 1061 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:05,107 U redu, opusti se, čovječe. 1062 00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:06,734 Možete li mi dati autogram? 1063 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:08,319 - Hajde, čovječe. -Uzmite ga! 1064 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:10,154 -Uđi u auto! - Što je to? 1065 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:11,864 -Prokletstvo! -Čekati! 1066 00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:13,616 Hej, pomoć! 1067 00:58:13,699 --> 00:58:17,161 -Pomoć! -Što radiš? 1068 00:58:17,244 --> 00:58:19,830 -Pusti! -Idi, idi! 1069 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:24,835 Kučkin sin! 1070 00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,462 Prokletstvo! 1071 00:58:26,921 --> 00:58:27,922 Pogledaj ga. 1072 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:31,050 Prokletstvo! 1073 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,301 Tako je. 1074 00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,761 Izgleda kao droga. 1075 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:35,054 Pokreni semafor. 1076 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:36,263 Jeste li zapisali registarsku tablicu? 1077 00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:37,806 Zovite policiju! 1078 00:58:38,641 --> 00:58:39,892 - Je li to bio Brad Pitt? -Bilo je. 1079 00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:42,311 Što je to bilo? Što je bilo? 1080 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:43,938 Brad Pitt je otet. 1081 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,357 Je li to bio Brad Pitt? 1082 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:48,817 - Jeste li vidjeli? -Je li bio ovdje? 1083 00:58:48,901 --> 00:58:52,071 Na redu je bio Brad Pitt i otet je u kombiju. 1084 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:53,822 ja sam ozbiljan 1085 00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:57,952 Bio je neki tip koji me zgrabio za guzicu da me izvuče iz auta. 1086 00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:01,163 - Borio se da ne dođe. -Potpuno. 1087 00:59:01,247 --> 00:59:03,040 - Ti si dobar glumac. -Hvala, Chris. 1088 00:59:06,794 --> 00:59:07,628 OŽUJAK 1999 1089 00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:10,881 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville i sad ću me pregaziti, sad. 1090 00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:21,475 Djeco, evo Tory Belleci, iz Razotkrivača mitova, 1091 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,436 Pa sam odlučio isprobati trik po prvi put 1092 00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:26,647 i prilično sam nervozna zbog toga. 1093 00:59:27,648 --> 00:59:29,191 Spreman? 1094 00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:48,002 o ne 1095 00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:53,549 Za stolom? Bit će stolnog tenisa. 1096 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:56,677 Čekaj, čekaj. 1097 00:59:57,803 --> 00:59:58,804 Imaš li morala? 1098 00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:00,389 To postiže? 1099 01:00:02,975 --> 01:00:04,560 Pet centimetara. 1100 01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:09,648 Kruni se! 1101 01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:14,862 Bilo bi bolje da je zabio loptu a zatim povratio. 1102 01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:22,077 Ja ću uspjeti. 1103 01:00:22,161 --> 01:00:24,288 Ne znam, ovaj mit bi mogao pasti u vodu. 1104 01:00:26,874 --> 01:00:28,417 Dobro, gledajte, djeco... 1105 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:33,547 -Stavio sam loptu u usta, zar ne? - Bio je. 1106 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,007 -I pretvarao sam se da gutam. -Da. 1107 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:38,135 Ali već sam si zabio loptu u guzicu. 1108 01:00:39,178 --> 01:00:40,471 I mislim da sam izgubio. 1109 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:41,805 Bože moj! 1110 01:00:42,598 --> 01:00:45,351 Dobar mađioničar nikada ne otkriva trikove. 1111 01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:46,643 To je to. 1112 01:00:47,478 --> 01:00:50,147 Zadnji je dan snimanja nakon 25 godina, 1113 01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:52,649 a još uvijek ništa nismo naučili. 1114 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,444 Snaga! 1115 01:00:56,278 --> 01:00:57,613 fuj! 1116 01:00:57,696 --> 01:00:58,822 Bože moj! 1117 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,701 Kakva prljavština! 1118 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,244 Ručka. 1119 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:07,206 Nije se niti približio meti. 1120 01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:09,583 Ne! 1121 01:01:11,627 --> 01:01:14,171 Uzmi psa! Idi tamo, čovječe! 1122 01:01:16,465 --> 01:01:18,300 Čuo je zvuk lopte. 1123 01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:19,760 -Ostani tamo. -Bože moj! 1124 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:20,928 Uspjelo je. 1125 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,893 Od ping-ponga do prd-ponga. 1126 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:33,190 Evo malo brašna za našeg prijatelja Bama. 1127 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:34,274 SVIBANJ 2010 1128 01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:35,651 Uhvatimo tipa. 1129 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:38,821 -Ljepota. -Ulazak. 1130 01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:40,906 - Stigao je? - Evo ga ulazi. 1131 01:01:40,989 --> 01:01:42,574 -A tamo? -Ljepota? 1132 01:01:43,075 --> 01:01:44,368 Dobro, a ti? 1133 01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:45,494 -Dobro. - Udari ovamo! 1134 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:55,421 Bože moj! 1135 01:02:03,137 --> 01:02:05,305 To je bilo najbolje od svega. 1136 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:08,851 Lijepo ste me sredili. 1137 01:02:08,934 --> 01:02:09,810 ti... 1138 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,521 Upao je u staricu. 1139 01:02:16,984 --> 01:02:18,485 Nisam to očekivao. 1140 01:02:18,569 --> 01:02:20,404 Bilo je previše, ti... 1141 01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:21,613 Dobro jutro, čovječe. 1142 01:02:21,697 --> 01:02:23,574 -Dobro jutro, Bam. -Naše! 1143 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,451 -Prokletstvo. - Proklet bio. 1144 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,954 Imamo... 1145 01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:33,417 Izgleda kao šok ovratnik za pse, na vratu, 1146 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,127 -ali postoji jedan za kurac. -I. 1147 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:38,172 Poopies je rekao da želi pokušati da vidim radi li. 1148 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,799 Nisam to rekao, nego vrhunac. 1149 01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:42,217 -Nisam to rekao. - Pogrešno sam shvatio. 1150 01:02:42,301 --> 01:02:44,094 Rekao si da će biti nevjerojatno. 1151 01:02:44,178 --> 01:02:45,220 Kada sam progovorio? 1152 01:02:45,304 --> 01:02:48,182 Da, rekao si to ovako: "Ljut!" 1153 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:51,477 Može li netko otići po ogrlicu za njegov kurac? 1154 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:52,519 Odnijet ću ga tamo. 1155 01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:54,354 Oprosti, Poopiesin penis. 1156 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:56,899 U redu, ovdje je. 1157 01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:59,318 Izgleda kao riba u kućnom pritvoru. 1158 01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:05,949 Ne znam zašto smo odlučili snimati na strani brda. 1159 01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:08,327 Bok, ja sam Poo... 1160 01:03:09,036 --> 01:03:10,245 -Oprostite! -Prokletstvo! 1161 01:03:10,329 --> 01:03:11,872 -Zlo, kakice! - Ne, nema ga! 1162 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:13,999 -Hajde, Poopies! - Dao sam priliku! 1163 01:03:14,082 --> 01:03:16,001 Oprostite, još jednom. 1164 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:17,753 Još jedan. Neću to učiniti. 1165 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:22,299 Ja sam Poopies, a ovo je "Balance Beam s Taserom u Peruu." 1166 01:03:22,674 --> 01:03:25,052 - Bit će dobro. - Potpuni zaokret. 1167 01:03:26,345 --> 01:03:28,305 -Prokletstvo! -Moraš stati kod grede. 1168 01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:30,307 -Da, moraš maknuti ruku. -Smiriti. 1169 01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:35,938 Oh, sranje! 1170 01:03:36,063 --> 01:03:38,232 Dosta, gotovo je. 1171 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,234 Ne mislim ni na što, samo na svoj kurac. 1172 01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:42,277 I meni također. 1173 01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:49,243 Droga! 1174 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:50,452 Nisam ga ni aktivirao. 1175 01:03:50,536 --> 01:03:52,412 - Što je bilo? - Moj um juri. 1176 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,622 Um i duh. 1177 01:03:55,082 --> 01:03:58,585 Bilo bi to prvi put da se ovo dogodilo. 1178 01:03:58,669 --> 01:04:00,295 -Dobro, Poops. - Idi, Poops. 1179 01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:03,257 Hajde, izbalansiraj to. 1180 01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:05,425 Kako milostivo. 1181 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:20,107 Skoro si se otkotrljao niz brdo. 1182 01:04:21,775 --> 01:04:22,901 Dave te spasio. 1183 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:26,863 OŽUJAK 2010 1184 01:04:26,947 --> 01:04:27,948 Skakanje. 1185 01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:45,716 U prošlom filmu Danger Ehren bio je MVP. 1186 01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:51,054 U prethodnom, 3D-u, MVP je bio Ryan Dunn. 1187 01:04:51,138 --> 01:04:55,601 Osjećam se kao da sam se dobro provela u svim filmovima, 1188 01:04:55,684 --> 01:05:01,189 ali mislim da nikad nisam uspio biti MVP. 1189 01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:04,651 Kad sam znao da ću imati drugu priliku, 1190 01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:09,948 Bio sam lud što sam preuzeo vodstvo i neka se vidi. 1191 01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:12,451 Odlučio sam sada dobro raditi na ovom filmu. 1192 01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,536 I letvica je vrlo visoka. 1193 01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:18,665 Ali evo u čemu je stvar: boli me dupe. 1194 01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:24,296 U našim godinama, morate na kolonoskopiju, 1195 01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:28,383 a sve počinje pićem koja nas pere iznutra. 1196 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:34,973 Ako nemaš 50 i ne znaš, To je superlaksativ. 1197 01:05:39,061 --> 01:05:41,438 Za nekoliko minuta, stvarno ćemo se usrati 1198 01:05:41,563 --> 01:05:47,444 i okušati se u igri koja spaja spretnost, fleksibilnost i druge stvari. 1199 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:50,405 "Ljudski perec". 1200 01:05:50,489 --> 01:05:55,118 Dobro je što imamo lijepu odjeću, tako da ne propustite ništa od akcije. 1201 01:05:55,202 --> 01:05:59,039 Ljudi ne vjeruju da danas nećeš povratiti, Lance. 1202 01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:01,458 Ne? Zar se neće dogoditi? Ljepota. 1203 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,210 Hoćemo li igrati? 1204 01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:04,711 Steve-O počinje, u redu? 1205 01:06:06,088 --> 01:06:07,547 Desna ruka, narančasta. 1206 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,507 Tamo. 1207 01:06:10,884 --> 01:06:13,679 Na liniji sam vatre. 1208 01:06:14,221 --> 01:06:16,473 -Chris, lijevo stopalo, ljubičasto. - Oprosti, Prestone. 1209 01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:18,016 Da. 1210 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:19,768 prdnuo sam. 1211 01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:21,520 Vau, to je puno hrabrosti! 1212 01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:26,608 Mislim da se okrenula i rekla: "Chris, desna noga, ružičasto." 1213 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,193 To je to. 1214 01:06:28,276 --> 01:06:29,986 Točno u oku oluje. 1215 01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:33,365 Idemo. Lijeva noga, ljubičasta. 1216 01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:35,784 Uskoro će to biti lijeva noga, smeđa. 1217 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:37,828 Što se dogodilo, Lance? 1218 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,037 Lance se razbolijeva. 1219 01:06:39,121 --> 01:06:40,455 Steve-O, lijevo stopalo, ružičasto. 1220 01:06:40,539 --> 01:06:41,623 Vau, čovječe! 1221 01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:45,752 -Dave! -Dobro im ide. 1222 01:06:47,379 --> 01:06:48,672 Imamo curenje. 1223 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,340 - Vau. -Steve-O. 1224 01:06:50,424 --> 01:06:52,134 Bože moj! 1225 01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:54,970 Bože moj! 1226 01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:57,806 Dave, pogledaj desno. 1227 01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:02,644 Pogledaj ga. 1228 01:07:02,728 --> 01:07:04,229 Kako odvratno! 1229 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:05,647 izdrži. 1230 01:07:08,275 --> 01:07:09,776 Desna ruka, zelena. 1231 01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:12,988 Rekla je desna ruka, zelena. 1232 01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:17,117 Bit će sjebani! 1233 01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:20,996 Bože moj! 1234 01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:23,915 Što ima, Lance? Drži se tamo? 1235 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,170 -Nikad nisam vidio kakicu tako smrdljivu. -Ne. 1236 01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:30,255 Bože nebesa! 1237 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:34,217 Wow, on je još uvijek... 1238 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,012 Bože moj! 1239 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,764 Kako nisi povratio? 1240 01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:41,266 Steve-O je pobjednik... 1241 01:07:41,349 --> 01:07:43,935 -Dobro, Steve-O! -...od Ljudskog pereca. 1242 01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:47,189 -Evo ga dolazi. - Bože moj, gubi se odavde. 1243 01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:56,531 Idi se istuširaj, Steve-O! Bravo, čovječe! 1244 01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:05,290 Ne govori ništa. 1245 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,710 Što će biti piće? 1246 01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:10,212 Dva Budweisera. 1247 01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:11,546 Hvala ti draga moja. 1248 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,089 Zdravlje. 1249 01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:14,049 Zdravlje. 1250 01:08:15,801 --> 01:08:17,511 sta ima 1251 01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:20,013 Ne znam, idemo na plažu. 1252 01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:21,431 Zemlja! 1253 01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:22,349 Dobro. 1254 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:23,850 -Prokletstvo! -Ovako? 1255 01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:26,019 Tko je ovaj tip? 1256 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,062 tko si ti 1257 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:28,980 -Smiriti. - Ja sam njezin dečko, brate. 1258 01:08:29,064 --> 01:08:30,982 Opusti se, čovječe. Ja sam glavni ovdje. 1259 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:34,528 Čovječe, nemoj me ismijavati. 1260 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,446 - Nisam te ni taknuo. - Smiri se, Poppy. 1261 01:08:36,530 --> 01:08:38,949 Oboje ćete biti sjebani! 1262 01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:43,245 Samo što on i ja pravimo pauzu i... 1263 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,041 On je ovdje. 1264 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,252 -A tamo? -Jebi se! 1265 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,546 - Idi ti! - Rekao sam ti da izađeš! 1266 01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:53,880 Ne guraj tipa! 1267 01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:55,215 Do! 1268 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,092 Drži ga, tata! 1269 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,387 Završi njegovu utrku! 1270 01:09:01,388 --> 01:09:02,514 Prestani! 1271 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:05,058 Policija! Svi na pod! 1272 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,393 Na pod! 1273 01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,854 Zaustavljeno! Svi na zid! 1274 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:10,689 -To je samo svađa. - Na zid! 1275 01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:11,857 -Pusti! -Zid! 1276 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:13,733 Što je ovo dovraga? 1277 01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:16,486 Diži se čovječe! 1278 01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:18,738 Stani tamo, čovječe! Ruke natrag! 1279 01:09:19,990 --> 01:09:21,658 - Što je bilo? - Hajde, ljubavi. 1280 01:09:22,242 --> 01:09:23,410 Makni ruke s mene! 1281 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:25,495 - Šifra 54! Bolničar! -Pusti me! 1282 01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:26,454 Bolničar! 1283 01:09:26,538 --> 01:09:27,914 Makni ruke s mene! 1284 01:09:27,998 --> 01:09:30,083 -Začepi. -Pusti me! 1285 01:09:30,584 --> 01:09:31,668 Makni ruke s mene! 1286 01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:32,961 šuti! 1287 01:09:33,044 --> 01:09:34,796 -Začepi! -Samo pogledaj. 1288 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:35,755 Rick? 1289 01:09:36,715 --> 01:09:38,133 -Hej! -Droga! 1290 01:09:40,594 --> 01:09:42,721 Što? Može li hodati? 1291 01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:43,972 Pravo. 1292 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,560 Što je dovraga to bilo? 1293 01:09:49,436 --> 01:09:51,062 Što se dovraga dogodilo ovdje? 1294 01:09:51,146 --> 01:09:52,022 Što je bilo? 1295 01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:53,231 Ne znam što se dogodilo. 1296 01:09:54,441 --> 01:09:55,400 Bilo je brutalno. 1297 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:58,695 Bilo je čak i policije, ne vjerujem. 1298 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:00,572 Minijaturni policajci. 1299 01:10:05,452 --> 01:10:06,328 ČAROBNI TRIK 1300 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:09,205 Bok, ja sam Johnny Veličanstveni. 1301 01:10:09,289 --> 01:10:14,461 Danas ću vas iznenaditi mojom spretnom tehnikom. 1302 01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:17,881 Prokletstvo! Bože moj! 1303 01:10:20,592 --> 01:10:22,344 Što... Kopile! 1304 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:26,514 Prokletstvo! 1305 01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:36,274 Bože moj! 1306 01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:38,151 Kako si, Johnny? 1307 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:39,945 Prokletstvo. 1308 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,078 Abrakadabra. 1309 01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:51,498 Tu ti je pao šešir. 1310 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:52,415 Jesmo li shvatili? 1311 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:54,167 Uzmi dva? 1312 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:56,711 Mrzim uzeti dva s bikovima. 1313 01:10:56,795 --> 01:10:57,796 Naše! 1314 01:10:57,879 --> 01:11:01,174 Vidjeli smo Knoxa kako pleše s bikom, 1315 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:05,637 ali znamo da je udarac bik zadao Knox nije to želio. 1316 01:11:06,388 --> 01:11:08,306 Skoro je bilo, ali nije. 1317 01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:11,893 što ti misliš Uzmi dva? 1318 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,063 Koji vrag. 1319 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,904 Ovaj je dvostruko veći. 1320 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:27,283 O moj Bože, čovječe. 1321 01:11:28,576 --> 01:11:31,204 Prokletstvo! 1322 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,456 Ne želim to ni vidjeti, čovječe. 1323 01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:35,500 U redu, idemo? 1324 01:11:36,251 --> 01:11:37,252 DRUGI SNIMAK 1325 01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:39,546 Bok, ja sam Johnny Veličanstveni. 1326 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:44,592 Danas ću vas iznenaditi mojom spretnom tehnikom. 1327 01:11:45,844 --> 01:11:46,803 Prokletstvo! 1328 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,353 o ne! Droga! 1329 01:11:59,274 --> 01:12:00,608 Isus i Marija! 1330 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,322 Ovaj je upalio. 1331 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:07,657 Prokletstvo. 1332 01:12:07,741 --> 01:12:08,700 Kako si, Johnny? 1333 01:12:08,783 --> 01:12:11,327 -PJ, pričaj sa mnom. Sve u redu? -Sve dobro? 1334 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:13,038 Njemu je to dovoljno. 1335 01:12:13,121 --> 01:12:14,748 jesi dobro Johnny? 1336 01:12:16,207 --> 01:12:17,584 On se vraća. 1337 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,835 On se budi. 1338 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,503 jesi dobro 1339 01:12:20,587 --> 01:12:23,131 Bila je to žestoka tučnjava. Neuravnotežen, istina je. 1340 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,885 -Ljut, čovječe. -I. 1341 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:27,927 Hoćemo li dobiti, Jeff? 1342 01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:29,763 Dobio si što si htio. 1343 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:30,930 -Dobro, Knox! -Dobro! 1344 01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:32,098 Naše. 1345 01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:34,517 Što se dogodilo kad me udario? 1346 01:12:34,601 --> 01:12:35,727 Bilo je brutalno, čovječe. 1347 01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:37,979 Ti ovdje, bik ovdje. 1348 01:12:41,232 --> 01:12:44,944 Nije htio znati, čovječe. Životinja se okrenula i došla sa svime. 1349 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:46,488 Bilo je suludo. 1350 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:47,405 Bilo je, Knox. 1351 01:12:47,489 --> 01:12:49,616 Najveći udarac koji ste ikada zadobili. 1352 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,327 Zato je on kapetan. 1353 01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:55,288 Ovaj bik nije volio magiju. 1354 01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:58,792 Volimo te, Knox! 1355 01:12:58,875 --> 01:12:59,959 volim te! 1356 01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:01,711 Kapetan! 1357 01:13:02,462 --> 01:13:03,797 Potres mozga nije cool. 1358 01:13:04,339 --> 01:13:08,343 Ali sve dok je prije 50, u redu 1359 01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:11,554 A Knoxville ima 49, super. 1360 01:13:14,182 --> 01:13:16,851 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville, 1361 01:13:16,935 --> 01:13:19,604 a ovo je "Bijeg iz pakla". 1362 01:13:21,815 --> 01:13:24,943 Imamo tri različite sobe. 1363 01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:29,322 Da odem u susjednu sobu, morate rješavati zagonetke. 1364 01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:31,533 Sretno. 1365 01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,034 Hvala, stari. 1366 01:13:34,786 --> 01:13:36,538 Hajde, Wee Man! 1367 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:40,166 Da odem u susjednu sobu, moraš proći kroz ovaj zid 1368 01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:42,627 i pronađite novčić Jackassa. 1369 01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:44,587 -Sitnica. – Daj mi ruku i idi. 1370 01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:45,880 Ići! Stavi ruku unutra! 1371 01:13:45,964 --> 01:13:47,757 - Ne želim tvoju ruku. -Ići! 1372 01:13:51,553 --> 01:13:53,012 Prokletstvo! Ljepota! 1373 01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:54,472 Što je ovo dovraga? 1374 01:13:55,849 --> 01:13:57,225 -Što... -Što ima? kako je 1375 01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,102 -Sitnica! -Koji vrag. 1376 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:00,603 -Ne mogu reći. -Droga! 1377 01:14:00,687 --> 01:14:02,897 -Stavio sam ruku i opipao tko zna što. - Vidio sam. 1378 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,445 -Dave! - Idi, Dave. 1379 01:14:09,529 --> 01:14:10,905 - Hajde, Dave. -Isus! 1380 01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:12,365 Hajde, Dave. 1381 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:13,533 -Potez. -Dolje. 1382 01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:15,076 Stavi ruku unutra i da vidimo. 1383 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,703 Uđite i preuzmite. 1384 01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:18,204 Što dovraga? 1385 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,039 Bože moj! 1386 01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:21,332 Spreman. On je pokupio? 1387 01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:22,876 To je pahuljica. 1388 01:14:24,085 --> 01:14:25,420 Bože moj! 1389 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:27,297 Prst mi je ušao. 1390 01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:30,967 Bože nebesa! 1391 01:14:31,551 --> 01:14:33,219 - Uzmi novčić. -Ljepota. 1392 01:14:33,303 --> 01:14:35,180 Morate ga zabiti i protresti. 1393 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,348 Sa svime. 1394 01:14:37,432 --> 01:14:39,142 Jeste li se pridružili fiofóu? 1395 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,811 Uzeli su novčić! 1396 01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:43,229 Bože moj! 1397 01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:44,898 I ne samo valuta. 1398 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:47,901 -Koji vrag? - Čovječe, moj prst... 1399 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:51,738 - Zabio sam prst na drugu stranu. -Osjećam govno. 1400 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:54,032 Mislim da su riješili zagonetku. 1401 01:14:54,616 --> 01:14:56,868 Idemo u susjednu sobu. 1402 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:02,165 Dave, sljedeći je tvoj. 1403 01:15:02,248 --> 01:15:03,625 Što će biti sa mnom? 1404 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,793 Ako riješiš, ništa. 1405 01:15:05,877 --> 01:15:09,130 Morate se identificirati četiri zvuka životinja 1406 01:15:09,714 --> 01:15:12,425 zaustaviti ovo ovdje i spasiti Davea. 1407 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,468 Spreman? 1408 01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:16,471 Želiš li štiklu? 1409 01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:17,472 Da, peta. 1410 01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:18,765 -Ljepota. -Prokletstvo! 1411 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:21,184 Ne, čovječe. Bože moj. 1412 01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:23,519 Kakav zvuk ispušta pas? 1413 01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:26,606 Dobar posao. 1414 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:29,943 Kakav zvuk ispušta mačka? 1415 01:15:31,611 --> 01:15:33,196 Wow, odlično im ide. 1416 01:15:33,738 --> 01:15:36,407 Kakav zvuk ispušta svinja iz mravinjaka? 1417 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:38,952 br. 1418 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:41,037 Ne, ne proizvodi nikakav zvuk. 1419 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,622 Ljepota, ljepota. 1420 01:15:42,705 --> 01:15:44,082 Dobro sam shvatio. 1421 01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:44,999 Dobro! 1422 01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,084 To je to, čovječe! 1423 01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:47,543 Ostao je samo jedan. 1424 01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:50,129 -Jesi li ozbiljan, čovječe? -Kakav zvuk ispušta kazuar? 1425 01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:51,381 -Ne! -Kazuar? 1426 01:15:53,091 --> 01:15:54,008 Netočno. 1427 01:15:54,092 --> 01:15:55,426 o ne! 1428 01:15:55,510 --> 01:15:57,178 -Netočno. - Reci bilo što. 1429 01:16:00,515 --> 01:16:01,349 Bože moj! 1430 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:07,730 Prokletstvo, brate! 1431 01:16:07,814 --> 01:16:09,524 Kako to misliš, čovječe? 1432 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,404 Mislim da je to bio zvuk kazuara. 1433 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:17,699 Točno! To je zvuk kazuara. 1434 01:16:17,782 --> 01:16:20,868 Mislim da možemo proći u posljednju sobu. 1435 01:16:21,411 --> 01:16:23,913 - Nestalo je, Dave. -Moja purica izgleda ovako. 1436 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:31,713 Ovdje će Ehren sjediti na električnoj stolici što smo učinili za njega. 1437 01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:32,630 kako je 1438 01:16:32,714 --> 01:16:35,341 Evo vam ove dude, 1439 01:16:35,425 --> 01:16:39,679 i morat ćeš staviti pravu dudu na pravom mjestu. 1440 01:16:39,762 --> 01:16:43,599 Onda dođi ovamo i isključi tu stvar. 1441 01:16:43,683 --> 01:16:44,892 Kako znamo koji je pravi? 1442 01:16:44,976 --> 01:16:46,978 Jer ako je pogrešna duda, 1443 01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:48,688 Ehren biva šokiran. 1444 01:16:48,730 --> 01:16:50,481 Nikada niste bili u sobi za bijeg? 1445 01:16:50,565 --> 01:16:52,025 Ne, i kvragu s tim. 1446 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:52,942 Jeste li već? 1447 01:16:53,026 --> 01:16:54,527 -Već. - Jeste li ikada igrali ovo? 1448 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:55,486 Već. 1449 01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:57,822 - Ne vjerujem. -To je timski rad. 1450 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:03,161 U redu, Ehren, sjedni. 1451 01:17:03,244 --> 01:17:04,412 Ona je najgora u ovome. 1452 01:17:04,996 --> 01:17:09,167 Zatvorimo vrata i započnimo igru. 1453 01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,211 Samo ga malo šokiraj. 1454 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,839 -Prokletstvo! -Hej! 1455 01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:16,716 Oprostite, ljudi, bilo je nenamjerno. 1456 01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,051 -Droga! - Bila je to pogreška. 1457 01:17:18,676 --> 01:17:21,512 -Koji vrag! -Jebi se! 1458 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:25,600 -Kletva! -Možeš početi. 1459 01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:26,893 Što mi radimo? 1460 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,311 - Evo sedmice. -Četiri. 1461 01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:29,812 -Četiri? - Gdje je sedam? 1462 01:17:29,896 --> 01:17:32,815 -Nisam vidio nijednu četvorku. - Saznaj, odmah! 1463 01:17:32,899 --> 01:17:34,776 -Gdje su njih dvoje? - Evo, onaj crveni. 1464 01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:36,027 Stižu tamo. 1465 01:17:36,110 --> 01:17:38,154 -Gdje je četiri? - Ne, čekaj! 1466 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:39,364 - Zadnji je ovdje. -Da. 1467 01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:40,865 -Jesu li svi već tu? -Droga. 1468 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,492 -Hej! -Smiriti! 1469 01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:44,452 -Mislim da je to zbog boje. - Ne, broj. 1470 01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:46,079 - Pogriješio je. - To je broj, djeco. 1471 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,872 Pogriješio je i stavio ga tamo. 1472 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:49,791 -Pogledajte. - Doživjet će šok. 1473 01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,376 Neće, ne. 1474 01:17:53,628 --> 01:17:55,004 znao sam! 1475 01:17:55,088 --> 01:17:55,963 Pravo. 1476 01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:57,632 - Bio sam u pravu! - Isključio sam ga! 1477 01:17:57,715 --> 01:17:59,675 - Ugasi to! - Već sam poklopio! 1478 01:17:59,759 --> 01:18:01,344 Isključi ga. 1479 01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:04,347 Spreman! 1480 01:18:05,765 --> 01:18:07,183 Ubio si tipa. 1481 01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:09,685 - Umro je, čovječe. -On je mrtav. 1482 01:18:09,769 --> 01:18:11,229 Dave, uzmi to. 1483 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:13,106 - Gubi se odatle. - Isključio ga je. 1484 01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:16,109 Što se dogodilo? 1485 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,152 -Stop. - Gubi se odavde! Prokletstvo! 1486 01:18:18,236 --> 01:18:19,570 Upravo sam ti skinuo kapu. 1487 01:18:19,654 --> 01:18:21,322 Samo te želi odvesti. 1488 01:18:21,406 --> 01:18:23,408 A rog, s kim je? 1489 01:18:31,082 --> 01:18:33,543 -Dobro. -Jebi se! 1490 01:18:34,252 --> 01:18:36,421 Prokletstvo! 1491 01:18:36,504 --> 01:18:38,464 -Droga! -Kako ludo. 1492 01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:40,049 Ovaj prokleti... 1493 01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:46,055 vani sam! Bit će sjebani! 1494 01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:48,057 Bože moj. 1495 01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:53,479 Pa, valjda Bijeg iz pakla ostani ovdje. 1496 01:18:55,690 --> 01:18:57,066 - Završio je? -Da. 1497 01:18:57,150 --> 01:18:57,984 -Isus. -Nestalo je. 1498 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:00,153 Uspjeli ste pobjeći! 1499 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:02,196 Hoćemo li imati pravo na terapiju? 1500 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,240 -Hoće li se dogoditi? -Dobro, Dark Shark. 1501 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:06,367 Čovječe, zeznuli ste me. 1502 01:19:06,451 --> 01:19:08,411 I zavukao si ruku u Zachovu kosu. 1503 01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:11,456 Duboko u sebi, čovječe. 1504 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,208 Bit će sjebani! 1505 01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:15,835 Zaboravili ste cipele! 1506 01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:18,296 Dovraga s ovim mjestom! 1507 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:23,885 Bilo je naslova na internetu 1508 01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:28,514 govoreći što si rekao da je ovo posljednji Jackass film. 1509 01:19:28,598 --> 01:19:32,351 Nakon što ste to rekli u svim ostalim filmovima, 1510 01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:34,729 Mislite li da će to itko shvatiti ozbiljno? 1511 01:19:34,812 --> 01:19:36,606 Iako mrzim što to moram reći... 1512 01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:43,571 -Ne govori. - Postajem emotivan. 1513 01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:45,531 Ne! 1514 01:19:45,615 --> 01:19:46,616 I da. 1515 01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:48,117 Završio je. 1516 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:14,245 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville, i ovo je kraj! 1517 01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:15,454 To je to! 1518 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:21,127 KRAJ 1519 01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:01,125 Hvala! 1520 01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,752 Bože moj! 1521 01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:05,504 Koji je to kurac bio? 1522 01:22:17,767 --> 01:22:19,810 - Vau, kako dobar osjećaj! -I. 1523 01:22:19,894 --> 01:22:21,896 Napokon se mogu obući. 1524 01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:24,190 Trebam novac za odlazak u bolnicu. 1525 01:22:29,403 --> 01:22:30,696 Dođi! 1526 01:22:31,364 --> 01:22:32,698 Grupna fotografija. 1527 01:22:32,782 --> 01:22:34,825 -Kake! - To je to, brate. 1528 01:22:39,497 --> 01:22:41,290 Mislim da Poopies plače. 1529 01:22:41,832 --> 01:22:42,708 Što je bilo? 1530 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:45,294 To bi mogla biti naša posljednja scena. 1531 01:22:46,045 --> 01:22:49,256 - Ne, nisi takav. - Stvarno je tužan. 1532 01:22:50,925 --> 01:22:52,968 Kako je gledati stare snimke? 1533 01:22:53,052 --> 01:22:54,595 Svi izgledaju kao bebe. 1534 01:22:54,679 --> 01:22:57,014 Osjećam se staro i nedostaje mi Dunn. 1535 01:22:57,098 --> 01:22:58,099 Tako je. 1536 01:22:58,182 --> 01:22:59,558 Star i nostalgičan. 1537 01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:08,359 -Što smo ovdje da radimo? -Steve-O će propustiti let. Ja ću ga probuditi. 1538 01:23:08,442 --> 01:23:09,985 -Pravo. -Da ne izgubi. 1539 01:23:20,037 --> 01:23:21,038 Steve-O! 1540 01:23:21,872 --> 01:23:23,249 -Šiljak! - Volim te, čovječe. 1541 01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:24,750 Spike Jonze! 1542 01:23:30,548 --> 01:23:32,425 Jeff Tremaine upravo tamo! 1543 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:35,052 Johne, hoćeš li ga dovesti ovamo? 1544 01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:36,345 -Previše. -Tko je to? 1545 01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:41,475 - Nisam ništa čuo. - Za tebe je. 1546 01:23:42,143 --> 01:23:43,853 -Zdravo? - Loomise, ideš li ovamo? 1547 01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:45,271 -Da. -Je li to grdnja? 1548 01:23:58,993 --> 01:24:00,411 Bio si dobar danas, Jeff. 1549 01:24:02,621 --> 01:24:04,081 Oh, Johnny Knoxville! 1550 01:24:04,749 --> 01:24:06,709 - Kraj je! - Kraj je! 1551 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:08,961 I dva. 1552 01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:17,887 Prokletstvo! 1553 01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:20,264 Pogledaj vatrenu kuglu. 1554 01:24:25,019 --> 01:24:26,270 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville! 1555 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:28,731 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville! 1556 01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:31,650 Bok, ja sam Johnny Knoxville! Dobrodošli u Jackass. 1557 01:24:48,876 --> 01:24:50,044 Droga! 1558 01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:09,063 o ne! 1559 01:25:11,816 --> 01:25:13,150 To je sjeme. 1560 01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:22,660 - Jesi li prdnuo na mene? - Bio je. 1561 01:25:22,743 --> 01:25:24,328 Bože moj, ne! 1562 01:25:52,231 --> 01:25:54,942 Mrzim činjenicu da sam morala... 1563 01:25:55,818 --> 01:25:58,571 raditi scene s krokodilima i zmijama. 1564 01:26:00,239 --> 01:26:02,366 Imam tragove na dupetu. 1565 01:26:04,368 --> 01:26:05,870 Samo sramota. 1566 01:26:13,085 --> 01:26:16,463 Danas me svi samo zajebavaju. 1567 01:26:18,841 --> 01:26:20,634 I moja Misfits čarapa. 1568 01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:35,065 Bilo je dobro. 1569 01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:47,828 To je vrijedilo toga. 1570 01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:08,349 Oprosti, čovječe. Što je bilo? 1571 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,647 Da, a onda je ona... 1572 01:27:14,688 --> 01:27:15,981 -Da. - Došlo je sa svime. 1573 01:27:34,792 --> 01:27:36,126 o ne! 1574 01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:09,118 Je li Butterbean dobro? 1575 01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:20,838 -Sve dobro? -Da, sve je super. 1576 01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:21,755 Dobar, čovječe. 1577 01:28:26,260 --> 01:28:27,720 Volimo te, šefe! 1578 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:29,346 volim te! 1579 01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:31,098 Kapetan! 1580 01:28:53,454 --> 01:28:54,705 Bože moj! 1581 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:58,959 Pogledajte nervozu. 1582 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,504 Koji vrag. 1583 01:29:24,193 --> 01:29:25,194 Samo vrti. 1584 01:30:22,334 --> 01:30:23,335 - Neka mi netko pomogne. -Da. 1585 01:30:27,256 --> 01:30:29,800 Čovječe, to me skoro jako grdi. 1586 01:30:29,883 --> 01:30:31,093 bilo me strah. 1587 01:30:31,176 --> 01:30:34,304 Naše! Nikada nisam bio tako uplašen, čovječe. 1588 01:30:34,388 --> 01:30:37,724 Ali bilo je upravo ono što smo htjeli. 1589 01:30:37,808 --> 01:30:39,768 Bože moj! 1590 01:30:39,852 --> 01:30:41,562 Nije moglo biti bolje. 1591 01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:44,064 Ne znam je li to bilo točno ono što sam želio. 1592 01:30:44,148 --> 01:30:46,525 - To je bilo upravo ono što sam želio. -Da. 1593 01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:52,114 Prisjetite se scena iz ovog filma izradili su profesionalci. 1594 01:30:52,197 --> 01:30:54,449 Za vašu sigurnost i zaštitu svih, 1595 01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:57,286 Ne pokušavajte ništa vidjet ćete. 1596 01:31:42,873 --> 01:31:44,875 Titlovi: Rafael Rodrigues